Jewish American Heritage Month

Posted By admin on August 29, 2022

There are a lot of reasons why I love being in Israel, but perhaps an unexpected one is that I love being surrounded by Israeli curses.

Israelis are known for being aggressive, in your face people, for better and for worse, which means that they are excellent at cursing other people out. And, in Hebrew, you dont even have to get R-rated to get some of that aggression out or take someone down a peg.

Just like a lot of great Hebrew words and expressions, these come from a myriad of languages, including Yiddish, Arabic and Russian.

While I, and Kveller, do not condone cursing other people to their faces, I do appreciate the cathartic properties of cursing someone behind their backs. Let out that rage! Also, some people in the political and public sphere may warrant the curses below.

Some family-friendly curses, for the most part.

Lamlam (lo moil lo meziq) This acronym stands for doesnt do any good, doesnt do any harm, and its usually used for a person who just really isnt very helpful, but is essentially harmless either in a professional or personal setting. You probably know a lamlam or two.

Chay (male singular)/chaya (female singular)/chayim (male plural)/ chayot(female plural) beseret This is saying means living in a movie and is usually said about someone who has some pretty big delusions about life be they delusions of grandeur, paranoia or unfounded conspiracy theories.

Ochel (male singular)/ochelet (female singular)/ochlim (male plural)/ochlot (female plural) sratim When you start getting super stressed or anxious about something that youve blown way out or proportion? Youre eating movies.

Shtuyot bemitz (agvaniyot) Nonsense in (tomato) juice. This one is pretty self-explanatory! You can get creative with the kind of juice you use in this curse, but I think the classic agvaniyot always works best.

Rosh kruv This expression, which literally means cabbage head, means dummy.

Ahabal Another great curse from Arabic. This one means moron.

Sheretz Vermin. This curse isnt common, but maybe it should be?

Chadal ishim A lowlife. This is a biblical curse, and I love it so much, even if its really way too literary to be used on a daily basis.

Yimach shmo This curse means may his name be erased, and its a baddie. This is really reserved for the worst people you can think of.

Sachi Coming from the Arabic word for healthy, this word is a litmus test of sorts because its meaning has shifted through time. At first, it was used to mean straight-edge in a more derogatory sense someone who doesnt drink and smoke and who is really no fun. Lately, its also been used to mean hipster, again, not really in a positive sense.

Lo yutzlach A Yiddishified Hebrew curse that is not often used but is too adorable, this word means literally not successful, and is used in the same way as schlemiel or shlemazel: a useless, unlucky person.

Yoram Yoram is a Hebrew name and also an old-school word for geek. Not many Israelis use it, but I still think its cute. My apologies to all the actual legally named Yorams reading this.

Chachmolog A smartass!

Frayer The worst curse in the Hebrew language, which derives from Yiddish, a frayer (or freier) is a sucker and, for cultural reasons, one of the words things you can be. If you want more clarity on this, this old but very good segment of This American Life may shed some light on it.

Nudnik / Nijes Nudnik (Yiddish) and nijes (from both Yiddish and Arabic) mean a pestering, annoying, nagging and/or irritating person. Basically, someone you dont want to be.

Zevel Trash. It may be my favorite Hebrew word.

Maniac A maniac pronounced man-yak is not a violent and dangerous person in Israel, but instead, simply, an asshole.

Debil Idiot, from Russian.

Ksil The biblical and literary word for idiot.

Menuval A lot of great Hebrew curses come from the word nevela a carcass, often specifically of a non-kosher animal. A menuval is a dishonest person, a scoundrel.

If youre not into profanities, you may want to stop reading now

Lech (male singular) or lechi laazazel / kibinimat / lehizdayen The Hebrew variations of get lost are many! Lech laazazel means go to hell, from the ancient biblical term. Lech kibinimat comes from Russian and, well, it tells you to go do unmentionable things to your mother. And lech lehizdayen is the classic go fuck yourself or go get fucked.

Ben zona This one means son of a whore, and while I hate sexist curses, it is one heck of a commonly used one.

Kusemeq From Arabic, this one means your mothers c*nt. This, again very sexist curse, is used so often as an alternative for fuck when you screw something up.

Zayin The seventh Hebrew letter, the Hebrew word for penis and a commonly used curse. I especially love the saying zayin baayin, a dick in your eye (the word eye is also the name of a Hebrew letter).

Original post:

All the Hebrew Curses You Need to Know - Kveller.com

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